2.02.14.
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2.02.14.

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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2.02.14.
theniftyfifties:

Pier Angeli

theniftyfifties:

Pier Angeli

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1.18.14.
kate-literally:

workitawff:

his-little-red-riding-hood:

kiibutt:

madelinelime:

rynvasnormandy:

GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS 
Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience a gradual loss of coordination and ability to perform even the most basic of every day tasks, including feeding themselves. 
This fucking spoon is HUGEfor them. Look at that gif of the man just trying to eat with the regular spoon and compare it to the liftware device. It’s NOT just a spoon, by the way, it comes with a fork as well, for example. 
I found the website for the project where you can purchase a spoon for someone you know/love and even possibly donate money to help someone out who can’t afford it themselves right: HERE.
At the very least, please spread this for all the people who have Parkinson’s or loved ones with Parkinson’s. 
You’ll help them take part of their life back. 

Whoa, I hope they make a pen for people.

I started crying a little bit I’m so happy. YES THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.

Working at the diner, the sweet older people just trying to eat their soup and spill it because of this disease and they get so embarrassed as if they could control it. This is so simple yet incredible.


When I first started my job we had this sweet older lady who had Parkinson’s and she would always ask for a cloth the wear as a bib. She would always joke about old age and the joys of it, but she was so kind and lovely, I felt a little sorry for her sometimes, so glad something like this has come a long 😊

If this works, it’s badass!

kate-literally:

workitawff:

his-little-red-riding-hood:

kiibutt:

madelinelime:

rynvasnormandy:

GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS 

Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience a gradual loss of coordination and ability to perform even the most basic of every day tasks, including feeding themselves. 

This fucking spoon is HUGEfor them. Look at that gif of the man just trying to eat with the regular spoon and compare it to the liftware device. It’s NOT just a spoon, by the way, it comes with a fork as well, for example. 

I found the website for the project where you can purchase a spoon for someone you know/love and even possibly donate money to help someone out who can’t afford it themselves right: HERE.

At the very least, please spread this for all the people who have Parkinson’s or loved ones with Parkinson’s. 

You’ll help them take part of their life back. 

Whoa, I hope they make a pen for people.

I started crying a little bit I’m so happy. YES THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.

Working at the diner, the sweet older people just trying to eat their soup and spill it because of this disease and they get so embarrassed as if they could control it. This is so simple yet incredible.

When I first started my job we had this sweet older lady who had Parkinson’s and she would always ask for a cloth the wear as a bib. She would always joke about old age and the joys of it, but she was so kind and lovely, I felt a little sorry for her sometimes, so glad something like this has come a long 😊

If this works, it’s badass!

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1.13.14.
warnerarchive:

Barbara Stanwyck enjoys some skiing in My Reputation (1946)


Everything about her!!!

warnerarchive:

Barbara Stanwyck enjoys some skiing in My Reputation (1946)

Everything about her!!!

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1.12.14.
runrabbitrun:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Best string of puns I’ve ever seen

runrabbitrun:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Best string of puns I’ve ever seen

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1.11.14.
realbarbielifts:

Omg

realbarbielifts:

Omg

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1.11.14.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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1.11.14.

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1.09.14.
spooky-deano:

rawwwx:

What do you even do with that much hair

spooky-deano:

rawwwx:

What do you even do with that much hair

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1.09.14.

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1.08.14.
Weeeeeeee

Weeeeeeee

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1.08.14.

Character portraits for Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom, 2012.

❤️

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1.08.14.
thispets:

slow loris = super cute


😻🙉

thispets:

slow loris = super cute

😻🙉

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1.08.14.
bunnyfood:

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bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:via)

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